Sheri’s Ranch, the Best Legal Brothel Near Las Vegas
Intro
Sheri’s Ranch Brothel is one of 3 legal and licensed brothels near Las Vegas. Just a short hour’s drive from the main strip, guests can enjoy the company of a sex worker safely and legally just outside the limits of Parhump, NV.
Sheri’s Ranch is the largest of the three establishments near Las Vegas, and offers the most upscale experience. While their competition may offer many of the same amenities, such as pool, bar, restaurant, spa, and more, Sheri’s Ranch offers the best experience.
Appearance
Upon arrival, you’ll see a sign for the Sheri’s Ranch letting you know you need to turn.
As you pull up to the front of the building, on your left you’ll see the entrance for the sports bar.
To the right is the main brothel entrance. The entire building looks similar in style to an old western town, adorned in neon, of course.
Most guests enter through the sports bar, grab a drink, and the hostess will check your ID and ask if you’d like a lineup.
Sports Bar
A lot of first-timers will choose to hit the Sports Bar to grab a cold drink. The hostess will send girls through the sports bar from time to time to chat with the customers. If you see someone you like, you’ll need to move the parlor to continue the discussion as the girls are only allowed to stay for a short time with each guest before moving on.
The bar offers multiple entertainment options:
- Pool table
- HD Screens showing sports and the working girls
- Music
There’s plenty of seating, both at the bar, and the tables. They also offer a robust menu ranging from burgers to steak or salmon entrees.
Tour
If you take the tour, you’ll notice that Sheri’s Ranch is quite large.
They offer a large pool and sprawling lawn covered ground connecting the main building to the VIP suites near the back.
You’ll walk by numerous rooms which serve as the girls’ quarters. You be shown numerous specialty rooms to pique any kink.
Brothel Parlor
When you enter the main brothel parlor you’ll find an area adorned in Roman style decor, all done in white. A white grand piano and marble statue set the tone and match well with the white couches and drapery.
This area is for a ‘lineup’ where the hostess will bring out all the available ladies. They will lineup in front of the couch for your appraisal. The area is well lit by natural light filtering in through the sheer drapes, so you can get a great view of the girls.
The customer selects the lady of his choice and they retire to the lady’s quarters to negotiate a party. If an agreement can be made, the lady informs the hostess of the booking and duration and your fun begins.
If you fail to come to an agreement with the lady, whether it be price, duration, or specific acts then you return to the parlor to pick another lady and try again.
Special Sex Rooms
Sheri’s Ranch Sex Rooms
The sex rooms are larger than the ladies’ individual quarters and have a unique experience for each one.
- Create Your Own Sex Tape Room. You can film your sexual escapades for later viewing. But you must sign a form stating you will not share the contents of the video on social media, forums, websites etc.
- Erotic Massage Room – You can have your sex worker give you an erotic massage and the ending of your choice
- BDSM Room – they have all kinds of bondage and domination equipment. But you must buy time from 2 girls to ensure everyone’s safety.
- Bubble Bath Hot Tub Room – Room with Jacuzzi and bathtub where you can relax and enjoy the company of your lady
Specialty Suites
For those with a hefty bankroll, there are 5 specialty suites, called VIP Bungalows.
- There is a Safari suite with savannah-themed furnishings and artwork, replete with faux animal rugs and pillows throughout.
- The King Arthur suite is quite popular, containing medieval accouterments as one would expect.
- The 60s bungalow is decked out in psychedelic regalia, for enthusiasts of that era. Groovy man!
- The Arabian nights room showcases a Persian esthetic, including rugs, pillows, and desert-themed decor.
- The Roman bungalow offers marble statues and sculptures as well as a white theme of the old world.
What sets the bungalows apart from other brothel VIP rooms, is that each one is its own building instead of a larger building partitioned into separate rooms. This gives the guest more privacy and a more intimate experience.
The Girls
We can confirm that the girls you’ll see on the Sheri’s Ranch website actually work at the establishment. We were actually surprised as they offer a quality lineup.
The girls are attractive but not of the caliber you’ll see at many of the top strip clubs in Las Vegas. You’ll see fewer breast augmentations and Brazilian butt lifts at the ranch compared to a strip club. And the girls at the strip clubs tend to skew a little younger.
Sometimes you’ll see super hot girls, especially well-known porn stars listed on other brothel sites, but if you try to book, they’re either ‘fully booked’ or ‘just left’. So if you see a special lady that piques your interest, be sure to pre-book to ensure she is actually there when you arrive.
Testing & Safety
Per Nevada state law, all sex workers undergo weekly testing for STIs.
Information about Nevada Sex Worker testing & Safety
In addition, condoms are required at all times, with no exceptions. Expect to undergo a rudimentary inspection by your chosen girl before any sexual activity takes place. This is to ensure everyone remains STD-free. If you have any doubt, visit your local healthcare provider before making the trip to get a full checkup so you don’t waste your time driving out there.
Costs
The first thing you need to know is the girls are all independent contractors. The girls set the rates, not the house.
Second, you can only legally negotiate services on-premise in the brothel. You can’t call and ask how much for this girl to do a specific act.
With that being said, here’s our take on approximate pricing and costs:
- The top girls cost multiple four figures for an hour.
- We’d recommend a budget of at least $1500 per guy to ensure you’ll be able to enjoy the brothel to the fullest.
- If you roll out there with less than $1500 to spend, you’re not going to have the best experience and you’re odds of booking a party are low.
- You can improve your odds if you show up well groomed and well dressed.
- If you book a party over a few grand, the girls will probably try to upsell you on an additional charge to book a VIP bungalow. The bungalow only includes use of the room, entertainment is not included
- Be polite. If you appear to be a gentleman that a girl wants as a repeat customer, you’ll likely get a better rate.
Other tips:
- Don’t call and ask how much for sexual acts. The staff can’t quote you a rate. And you can’t talk to the girls on the phone. You can only negotiate prices for sexual acts in the brothel, usually in the girls quarters.
- If you stick to the guidelines we outlined, you’ll have fun.
- But just know, the elite girls cost a lot.
- If it’s busy, everyone costs a lot. Just keep this in mind when you plan your visit.
Sheri’s Ranch Hotel
There is hotel adjacent to the main brothel resort. These are for guests who want to stay overnight but cannot afford the $10K plus minimum spend for a VIP bungalow.
The girls are NOT allowed to entertain in the hotel, it is for guests only. But if you came out to the ranch, had a few beers, you can get a room for a reasonable rate and hit the road in the morning, sober and refreshed.
If you hit a minimum spend in the brothel, they will often comp you a room in the hotel, depending on availability.
Regardless of how much you spend, you can get a pretty good room for a decent price should you choose to stay overnight.
Hotel Room Rates
STANDARD ROOM
Sunday – Thursday: $75.00
Friday-Saturday: $85.00
SUITES
Sunday – Thursday: $95.00
Friday-Saturday: $125.00
Transportation
While you can get “Free transportation” to and from the Sheri’s Ranch, you should drive yourself and make the trip during the afternoon, if possible. The trip to Sheri’s Ranch goes up and over the mountains near Las Vegas, past Mountain Spring which has excellent views and wildlife. There’s actual trees, and sometimes snow, which is a big change from the desert of Las Vegas.
You can stop for lunch or a beer at Moutain Springs Saloon, a roadhouse diner on the side of the highway. Definitely worth the stop.
If you take the complimentary ride, you’re going to be jammed into an off-duty Uber or Lyft, and they will be booking it both ways trying to make the best use of their time, not your appreciation of the sights.
If you decide you want to hang out longer, the driver is going to be waiting for you to go back to Las Vegas, and he only gets paid when you book a party. So if you’re just visiting, or want to hang out for the night, the driver won’t be pumped on your itinerary.
If driving far out into the desert for over an hour isn’t your thing, consider staying in your hotel room and hiring an escort.
Tips to Having a Good Experience at Sheri’s Ranch
- The girls at the Chicken Ranch are professionals, treat them with respect
- The preferred term is “sex worker.” Terms like hooker, prostitute, whore, ho, and slut are viewed as derogatory and their use is generally frowned upon. So don’t walk in the door yelling “Where da hoes at?” You may be asked to leave.
- Understand the cost structure before making plans to visit. Rolling out there with a smaller bankroll and trying to shake down the girls on price isn’t going to be fun for anyone
- If you can drive yourself, the route is gorgeous and you may want to stop along the way to take pictures or have lunch. If you take the “free” transportation, they’re going to hammer down to make the trip as quickly as possible so they can hustle your ass back to Las Vegas and pick up another ride.
Map & Contact Info
Address & Contact Info
10551 Homestead Rd, Pahrump, NV 89061
+18005063565
http://www.sherisranch.com/