Chicken Ranch Brothel Near Las Vegas
Intro
The Chicken Ranch Brothel is one of 3 legal and licensed brothels near Las Vegas. Just a short hour’s drive from the main strip, guests can enjoy the company of a sex worker safely and legally just outside the limits of Parhump, NV.
Founded in 1976, the brothel takes its name from the famous Chicken Ranch establishment in the 1982 film “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” starring Dolly Parton.
Appearance
Upon arrival, you’ll see a sign for the Chicken Ranch with a large blinking arrow letting you know you need to turn.
As you pull up to the front of the building, on your right you’ll see the Leghorn Bar, which looks like a roadhouse you’d expect in a dusty western town.
To the left is the main brothel building which employs Alps-inspired architecture adorned in a pastel color scheme.
A small gate blocks your passage as you approach the building. A small buzzer next to the gate post lets the hostess know a new customer has arrived. Once you’ve been buzzed in there are steps leading to the main brothel entrance.
At this point, the hostess opens the front door and asks if you have an appointment. You are also offered the option of hitting the Leghorn Bar through a separate door on your right if you want to grab a few drinks before meeting the ladies.
Leghorn Bar
Tour
If you take the tour, you’ll soon find out that there are quarters for over 20 girls. The building is much deeper than it is wide, so you’ll notice there are also specialty rooms, like a hot tub room, perfect for soaking away stress with a beauty of your choosing. There’s also a shower show room, if you’re into that. Did we mention there is also a special suite dedicated to erotic massage?
Once you’ve taken in all the main areas, you’ll reach the back of the building which opens up to a well-appointed pool and lounge area.
They’ve also contracted to have a large above-ground hot-tub installed behind the pool which will be perfect for cool winter nights.
A lot of first-timers will choose to hit the Leghorn Bar to grab a cold drink before moving to the parlor for a lineup.
The bar offers multiple entertainment options:
- 3 Large HD Screens showing sports
- 1 HD screen behind the bar showcasing the available ladies
- Pool table
- Digital Jukebox
- Pinball machine
The back area of the bar offers seating in a sunroom, with large, comfortable couches and chairs where you can take in the beauty of the desert mountains while you refresh with a cold drink.
Brothel Parlor
If you skipped the bar and enter the main brothel parlor you’ll find an area with old world accoutrements including wood paneling, antique lamps and chandeliers, and a sumptuous leather couch.
This area is for a ‘lineup’ where the hostess will bring out all the available ladies. They will lineup in front of the couch for your appraisal. If you look up you’ll see high-end lighting to ensure you can see every detail. There is also a long mirrored wall behind the ladies so you can get a view of their derrieres.
The customer selects the lady of his choice and they retire to the lady’s quarters to negotiate a party. If an agreement can be made, the lady informs the hostess of the booking and duration and your fun begins.
If you fail to come to an agreement with the lady, whether it be price, duration, or specific acts then you return to the parlor to pick another lady and try again.
Specialty Suites
For those with a hefty bankroll, there are 3 specialty suites behind the pool in a separate building. Here you’ll find the Victoria Suite, which as the name implies, is decked out in Victoria area decor and accouterments.
There is also a Safari suite with savannah-themed furnishings and artwork, replete with faux animal rugs throughout.
The final room is a BDSM room called “The Dungeon.” As one would imagine, it contains all the toys and tools an elite fetish aficionado would appreciate. In the middle of the room is a large padded table with a secret cage underneath. There is a bondage throne with multiple restraint points. Off to the left you’ll see a peg board of all the straps, implements, and other toys to satisfy any fetish. There is also a voyeur’s closet where you can watch others getting naughty on the table (a couple’s favorite).
Keep in mind not all girls offer services in the Dungeon, so be sure to ask before booking a party.
The Girls
We can confirm that the girls you’ll see on the Chicken Ranch actually work at the establishment. We were actually surprised as they have a lineup that rivals Sheri’s ranch and they are high quality.
Sometimes you’ll see certain girls, especially well-known porn stars listed on other brothel sites, but if you try to book, they’re either ‘fully booked’ or ‘just left’. So if you see a special lady that piques your interest, be sure to pre-book to ensure she is actually there when you arrive.
Testing & Safety
Per Nevada state law, all sex workers undergo weekly testing for STIs.
Information about Nevada Sex Worker testing & Safety
In addition, condoms are required at all times, with no exceptions. Expect to undergo a rudimentary inspection by your chosen girl before any sexual activity takes place. This is to ensure everyone remains STD-free. If you have any doubt, visit your local healthcare provider before making the trip to get a full checkup so you don’t waste your time driving out there.s
Free STD Checkups in Las Vegas
The Chicken Ranch also employs on-site security to make sure all the girls are safe. There are panic buttons in every room, should the girl feel uncomfortable. The panic button summons not only the in-house security, but also local law enforcement, so the girls feel completely safe.
Costs
The first thing you need to know is the girls are all independent contractors. The girls set the rates, not the house.
Second, you can only legally negotiate services on-premise in the brothel. You can’t call and ask how much for this girl to do a specific act.
With that being said, here’s our take on approximate pricing and costs:
- The elite girls cost multiple four figures for an hour.
- We’d recommend a budget of at least $1500 per guy per hour to ensure you’ll be able to enjoy the brothel to the fullest.
- If you roll out there with $500 to spend, you’re not going to have much fun and you’re odds of booking a party is low.
- You can move the needle in your favor if you show up well groomed and well dressed.
- If you book a multiple four-figure party, you can upgrade to one of the specialty suites for around $500 based on availability
- Be polite. If you appear to be a gentleman that a girl wants as a repeat customer, you’ll likely get a better rate.
Other tips:
- Don’t call and ask how much for anything. The staff can’t quote you a rate. And you can’t talk to the girls on the phone. The only time you can legally negotiate is once you are in the girl’s room.
- If you stick to the guidelines we outlined, you’ll have a good time.
- But just know, the best girls cost a lot.
- If it’s busy, everyone costs a lot. So keep that in mind when planning your trip.
Transportation
While you can get “Free transportation” to and from the Chicken Ranch, we recommend driving yourself and making the trip during the afternoon, if possible. The highway to the Chicken Ranch goes up and over the mountains near Las Vegas, past Mountain Spring which has excellent views and wildlife.
You can stop for lunch or a beer at Moutain Springs Saloon, a cross between an old western saloon, a biker bar, and old-school diner. Definitely worth the stop.
If you take the complimentary ride, you’re going to be stuffed into an off-duty Uber or Lyft, and they will be hauling ass both ways trying to maximize their time, not your enjoyment.
If you decide you want to hang out longer, the driver is going to be sitting there waiting for you to go back to Las Vegas, and he only gets paid when you book a party. So if you’re just visiting, or want to hang out for the night, the driver won’t be super stoked on your itinerary.
If driving far out into the desert for over an hour isn’t your thing, consider staying in your hotel room and hiring an escort.
Tips to Having a Good Experience at the Chicken Ranch
- The girls at the Chicken Ranch are professionals, treat them with respect
- The preferred term is “sex worker.” Terms like hooker, prostitute, whore, ho, and slut are viewed as derogatory and their use is generally frowned upon. So don’t walk in the door yelling “Where da hoes at?” You may be asked to leave.
- Understand the cost structure before making plans to visit. Rolling out there with a smaller bankroll and trying to shake down the girls on price isn’t going to be fun for anyone
- If you can, drive yourself, the route is gorgeous and you may want to stop along the way to take pictures or have lunch. If you take the “free” transportation, they’re going to haul ass both ways to maximize their time, not your enjoyment.
Map & Contact Info
Address & Contact Info
10511 Homestead Rd, Pahrump, NV 89061
+18775852397
https://chickenranchbrothel.com/