Adult Massage Communities & Forums
Just as many classified sites showcase all the body rub girls available in town, many enthusiasts frequent forums and communities dedicated to sharing their experiences. The hottest topics are
- Sexual “conquest” stories where enthusiasts brag about their performance and skill in seducing a girl who gives hand jobs for money to give them a hand job… for money.
- Which girls are great, how big their tits are and how tight is their pussy? Enthralling, to say the least.
- Which spa or parlor recently got busted by law enforcement and where did the girls who used to work there go to work after they scattered?
They try to use code and other methods to keep the community tight, but if whoever is in charge of taking down these establishments doesn’t have an aged profile, we’d be shocked. It’s just too easy. People are paying good money to unknowingly rat out every good operation in town. It’s just dumb.
It Gets Worse
The agency and parlor owners have big money on the line. So it’s worth their time to create multiple “enthusiast” profiles and ingratiate themselves into the community. Instead of overtly spamming positive comments about their business, they are smart. They will use subtle clues to discredit their competitors. They will occasionally give themselves a good review with just enough negative feedback to seem plausible.
If you’re an agency owner you erode trust in your competitors and try to increase traffic to your listings.
Law enforcement penetrates the community and gathers insider information on who to bust next.
These sites end up overrun by the very people the mongers want to avoid.
In short, these sites are useless, unless you’re law enforcement and want the Cliffsnotes on which spa to bust next.
But if you want a good laugh, the reviews are pretty hilarious. If you can imagine some unattractive, malodorous, small-dicked loser writing about how he ‘totally made this chick cum 15 times and he was so good she only charged him $350 instead of the usual $400.’
But after about the third one you just want it to stop and need a cocktail.
Anyway, if you’re still interested in the garbage heap, here are the most popular adult massage review sites:
USA Sex Guide
The Erotic Review
Why Adult Massage Spas Constantly Get Raided
I just don’t understand why our favorite spas keep getting busted! It’s like they know where we like to go and then shut it down!
It’s helpful to know that casino resort tax revenue accounts for about 35% of the Nevada State General fund. To the tune of over $1.3 Billion a year. So if you were a resort owner, you’d want to keep guests in that resort for as long as possible in order to maximize revenue, right?
In other words, do you want your guests taking a ride across town to get a hand job in Chinatown? No, you want them to stay on your property allowing your operation multiple chances to monetize every guest for as long as possible.
You Can Check Out But…
As a result, the resorts offer all the amenities like restaurants, movie theaters, bowling alleys, arcades, a gym, a pool, a spa, a hair salon, etc. Even if they lose money on some of these features. Their philosophy boils down to,
Just stay here, it’s awesome, there’s no need to leave!
Moreover, if you happen to invite a girl to your room for a massage, that’s okay, at least you’re still on the property. You’re more likely to raid the mini bar or order some room service.
Maybe you’ll fire up the adult channels on their TV system and drop some cash on porno while you’re getting your naughty massage.
Now you understand the money and power dynamics at play, where do you think law enforcement spends their time?
A. Running up and down the halls of a multi-billion dollar resort banging on doors looking for perps?
B. Busting a small business owner lacking the funds for licenses and the legal fees to avoid paying the fines? The adult massage parlors whose customers openly discuss their illegal activities on forums open to anyone willing to pay a small fee?
You guessed it, the small operator gets the attention. So don’t get caught up in a losing game. Stay in your room, and enjoy some entertainment in the privacy of your accommodations.
Just make sure the girl you hire is a pro and knows how to dress and act so as to not draw any attention while she’s making her way to your room. If you want to know how to do this successfully check out this article:
Las Vegas Erotic Massage – 13 Tips to Success (2023)