Las Vegas Nude Adult Entertainment

First off, ads for cabaret-type shows at the major resort Casinos blanket the city. Sadly, all of these shows are topless at best. Most are very watered-down versions of what visitors envision when they think of fully nude adult entertainment in Sin City.

Expect expertly choreographed dancing, fancy costumes, and usually some titties, but no full nudity. Also, these are more like concerts than strip clubs. Some people may be brought on stage (for a fee) and get a lap dance from one of the beauties. But there’s no VIP area, and no way to get a lap dance if that’s your goal.

Top Cabaret & Burlesque Shows

1. Fantasy at Luxor
2. X Burlesque at Flamingo
3. Crazy Girls at Planet Hollywood

Top Cabaret Shows for Women

1. Thunder Down Under at Excalibur
2. Chippendales at the Rio
3. Magic Mike at Saharah

Top Adult Shows

1. OPM
2. Absinthe
3. Atomic Saloon

Las Vegas is also home to a number of topless pools, which are obviously, topless. These venues are probably one of the most disappointing propositions in town. If you’re envisioning a pool full of frolicking girls with amazing breasts, you’ll be sadly dissatisfied. First, the pools are “toptional,” meaning most ladies will not remove their tops.

Tits Down?

Secondly, those who do go topless may only do it while lying down to soak up the sun.

And finally, as a 20-year veteran of the strip club industry, I can tell you there are very few cases, short of an expensive boob job, where women look better when the top comes off and gravity takes over. None of the girls at these pools will be the exception. Enjoy your flapjacks, mate!

What about nude strip clubs? The most famous strip clubs in the world are in Las Vegas, and the names you probably know are topless. For example, Spearmint Rhino, Sapphire, Hustler, Treasures, and Peppermint Hippo are all topless strip clubs.

There are some exceptions, (no alcohol clubs that cater to those 18 and older, like Little Darlings and Diamond) and Palomino, which was grandfathered in before the liquor laws changed.

But for the most part, the biggest and best clubs with the hottest girls are topless only. If you want information on nude strip clubs you can check out this article:

Full Nude Strip Clubs in Las Vegas

There are a few swingers clubs in town where people get fully nude. But if you’re going as a single guy, good luck. You’ll spend most of your time watching middle-aged couples banging on a sectional while you watch from the corner. Not what you had in mind, right? They also aren’t allowed to serve alcohol at these clubs due to liquor laws.

Research Prevents Disappointment

Perform a little research upfront and discover very quickly that swinger clubs are best for swingers, not a guy, or group of guys looking for fun (or sex). If you’re a couple, they can be fun, you’ll be the star of the show if you’re attractive.

But this is another experience that people envision as “super hot and sexy” when reality falls short in almost every way.

Most importantly, what’s the best nude adult entertainment in Las Vegas? The best bet is to hire a stripper or an escort to come to your room to perform in private.

If you’re a little uneasy about this proposition, don’t worry we have two articles to walk you through the entire process. No more stumbling over the hurdles of getting a hot girl to visit and get naked.

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Another option is to visit one of the legal brothels in Las Vegas. Want to pay girls to get fully nude? No problem!

In addition, the brothels’ sex menus offer clients a buffet of legally explicit sexual acts. Keep in mind, that guests must be on-premise, in the lady’s room, to legally discuss rates and specific acts.

Understand the Drawbacks

However, in order to partake guests need:

1. Transportation (they have free rides, but you must agree to a minimum spend at the brothel)
2. 2 hours of time to kill driving there and back
3. $1,000 or more to get what you want

Unfortunately, these venues are over an hour away in Pahrump, NV, as brothels are illegal in Clark County. The top girls command a hefty price for their time. If this sounds like your thing, we have an article for that too:
Las Vegas Brothels

Sex Shops

Another option is to visit one of the local sex shops where you can get all the porn you could want along with all the accoutrements to make a memorable evening alone.

The best in town are:

• Peppertogether
• Hustler Hollywood
• Adult Superstore (multiple locations)
• Deja Vu Love Boutique

If you don’t feel like going out, Sexrus702 is a delivery site that will bring all your sex shop essentials straight to your door.

It’s like Doordash for dildos. Or Uber Eats for anal lube? Maybe Postmates for penis pumps?

Anyway, we recommend the “leave it at my door” option so you can skip the awkward interaction with the delivery driver. You know they’re going to make a “big tip” joke, right? Just skip all that.

Cam Girls

Next, there are a number of cam girls who work in Las Vegas. Popular sites like Onlyfans and Cams.com showcase hundreds of eager girls. Some of the in-town performers meet up with their big spenders for a drink.

As a last resort, you can combine this with the sex shop delivery service and lock yourself in your hotel room for the whole trip, we won’t tell.

Lastly, try your luck at hooking up in Las Vegas. Normally this process is time-consuming and difficult. But our guide simplifies and streamlines the process. If that’s more your style check out this article about getting laid:

12 Tips for Finding Sex in Las Vegas, Guy’s Guide to Hooking Up and Getting Laid