Las Vegas Nude Adult Entertainment
What are the Best Nude Adult Entertainment Options in Las Vegas?
If you’re visiting Las Vegas with a plan to enjoy some fully nude adult entertainment action in town, you need to know your options.
What most people don’t know is that most of the popular shows and clubs in town are topless only. If you have your heart set on some gratuitous full-frontal nudity, what are your options?
Here we’ll break down attractions that are marketed to tourists as being “sexy and fun” but don’t quite fit the bill.
We’ll also show you the best bets for getting the full nude adult entertainment you desire.
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Casino Cabaret & Burlesque Shows
You’ll see lots of ads for cabaret-type shows at the major resort Casinos, but these shows are topless at best. Most are very watered-down versions of what visitors envision when they think of fully nude adult entertainment in Sin City.
There’s a lot of well choreographed dancing, fancy costumes, and usually some titties, but no full nudity. Also these are more like concerts than like a strip club. Some people may be brought on stage (for a fee) and get a lap dance from one of the beauties. But there’s no VIP area, and no way to get a lap dance if that’s your goal.
Las Vegas is also home to a number of topless pools, which are obviously, topless. These venues are probably one of the most disappointing propositions in town. If you’re envisioning a pool full of frolicking girls with amazing breasts, you’ll be sadly dissatisfied. First, the pools are “toptional,” meaning most ladies will not remove their tops.
Secondly, those that do go topless may only do it while laying down to soak up the sun.
And finally, as a 20-year veteran of the strip club industry, I can tell you there are very few cases, short of an expensive boob job, where women look better when the top comes off and gravity takes over. None of the girls at these pools will be the exception. Enjoy your flapjacks, mate!
What about nude strip clubs? The most famous strip clubs in the world are in Las Vegas, and the names you probably know are topless. For example, Spearmint Rhino, Sapphire, Hustler, Treasures, and Peppermint Hippo are all topless.
There are some exceptions, (no alcohol clubs that cater to those 18 and older, like Little Darlings and Diamond) and Palomino, which was grandfathered in before the liquor laws changed.
But for the most part, the biggest and best clubs with the hottest girls are topless only. If you want information on nude strip clubs you can check out this article:
Full Nude Strip Clubs in Las Vegas
There are a few swingers clubs in town where people get fully nude. But if you’re going as a single guy, good luck. You’ll spend most of your time watching middle-aged couples banging on a sectional while you watch from the corner. Not what you had in mind, right? They also aren’t allowed to serve alcohol at these clubs due to liquor laws.
But you can do a little research and figure out very quickly that swinger clubs are best for swingers, not a guy, or group of guys looking for fun (or sex). If you’re a couple, they can be fun, you’ll be the star of the show if you’re attractive.
But this is another experience that people envision as “super hot and sexy” when reality falls short in almost every way.
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Another option is to visit one of the legal brothels in Las Vegas. Here you can legally pay a girl to get fully nude. You can even pay them for sex.
You just need three things:
- Transportation (they have free rides, but you must agree to a minimum spend at the brothel)
- 2 hours of time to kill driving there and back
- $1,000 or more to get what you want
The biggest problem is that these venues are over an hour away in Pahrump, NV, as brothels are illegal in Clark County. If this sounds like your thing, we have an article for that too:
Las Vegas Brothels
Sex Shops
Another option is to visit one of the local sex shops where you can get all the porn you could want along with all the accoutrements to make a memorable evening alone.
The best in town are:
If you don’t feel like going out, Sexrus702 is a delivery site that will bring all your sex shop essentials straight to your door. It’s like Doordash for dildos. Or Uber Eats for anal lube? Maybe Postmates for penis pumps? Anyway we recommend the “leave it at my door” option so you can skip the awkward interaction with the delivery driver. You know they’re going to make a “big tip” joke, right? Just skip all that.
Cam Girls
There are a number of cam girls who work in Las Vegas. You can find them on popular cam sites like Cams.com. If you spend enough they might even meet you for a drink.
You can combine this with the sex shop delivery service and lock yourself in your hotel room for the whole trip, we won’t tell.
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Updated on: Wednesday, May 15, 2024